What to get your Mom for her birthday

Ever had the dilemma of not know what present to get? Isn’t it even harder when it’s your Mom? Well, in this day and age, just type your query into Google, and surely you’ll be blasted with lists of thoughtful, useful gifts to delight Mom. Surely.

After endless handmade chocolates and birthstone jewelry, there’s this little nugget: a solar-powered mystic garden gnome. Yep, you read that right. “Darling during the day, enchanting at night. Solar panel lights up the toadstool inside the magic ball at dusk.” Whew! Another birthday successfully dodged. And i’m covered for at least Christmas and Mother’s Day with the Solar Hiking Gnome, and Solar Cottage Toad Abode. Or should I get the Dyson hand vacuum instead?